Jul 28, 2009

U Can't Puff It or Sniff It Cause Punk I Was Born With IT!!!

I've noticed so many different types of "Cool Guys" lately that it is becoming Ridiculous!!!
It is like these jokers got a Myspace or Facebook account and now they are the business because they have a thousand Twitter followers.
They search the internet tirelessly trying to find the latest hot gear and roll out to a bar or club and play like top celebrity...
10 cats trying to get elibriated off one popped bottle and falling over & ogling every half decent lady that passes
lol

You Are Clowns!!!

but i do want to help you out (a little)...

Rule 1
If you have to wait in line to get inside... then they really don't care if you are there

find another venue that appreciates you
and will hustle thru the door upon first sight

why pop bottle just to get inside so u have to sit next to the likes of me & my team and not be able to attract anyone that could possibly be interested in you if u did not have that bottle...
I have never agreed to pop a bottle so that i receive special treatment to get in or to be able to sit in the VIP section for that matter
Myself, My Team...
We are escorted to the best seats in the house
then we decide to pop a bottle out appreciation for managements generosity
(not to mention that have the time i will rarely take a sip from the bottle)

now if i do agree to pop a bottle just so that i can have my own table/sofa behind the rope
it is strictly so that i do not have to stand next to YOU!!!


Rule 2
always be you

never let someone else tell you how to dress
9 times out of 10
no one will be wearing the same brand i am in the club
or dressed in anyway similar
have your own style
this is important
because only an uniformed clown clone female wants an uniformed clown clone boy

i must admit
when i hit the door to any establishment
i stand out like 2 Lesbians at a Rush Limbaugh Republican convention
lol

which brings me to...

Rule 3
Hit The Club Like Wesley Snipes & Ice T in New Jack City!!!

if when u walk thru the club no one acknowledges ur presents and/or pauses for brief moments just to admire ur game
then you are doing something wrong
Because it is not the destination but the journey that comprises the most positive attention
no one else exist but you
your confidence is all you have at this moment
if you are begging for her attention when she is not already giving it to you then something is wrong
you must be the party

okay i think that is enough for now