A Few Things I have Found Online Lately that are Hilarious

My Motto
LoL

This Is Real
It Is All Worth It!!!

The Motto to Understanding Salaam

My Fav Quote frm Jr. High

Just Thought this was Gorgeous

"Can I Live"

"Its Not Hard for Me, I Live In God & He Lives in
Me. God is Love & He needs Me to be Love so I can Live."

"Ur Torah Taught Me!!!"

Religon...Un-Real Reality
my spirituality move me constantly
...360 degrees

my soul speaks beyond belief
I am born the sun of knowledge
traveled with Jesus while he taught from the Torah

so why ask me why...
I seek the same...with apostles I speak the same

My Confidence is My Game!!!

"Love 4 Sale" ... 2006 Verse

simple thoughts of you bring forth the biggest grins, smiles and cheers

it is like i have no self-control while my mind steers all thoughts in your direction

minute by minute

hour by hour

day after day

your heaven, but only a mile away

and i am running to be in your presence

traveling at the speed of sound... the speed of light... the speed of love...

crushing & busting the the concrete into crumbs beneath my feet

for you...complete me like my own arms and legs

without you, i am No Less of a Man but i am always feeling better knowing that you are there

that you are alive and useful to me in my life

important like oxygen and when i think of not having you i can't breathe

never wanting leave your side

never being ever to erase you from my mind

my soul screams out for your touch... the way you smile shines on my rainy days... and your eyes brightens the darkest rooms

i am consumed in your warmth and beauty, truly seduced by just thoughts of you...

DAMN... I wish Love Was For Sale...

i'd never buy another pair of pants or shoes

my closet and dresser... car trunk and freezer would be full of nothing more than old receipts for all my "Love" purchases

all purposes i have for waking in the morning would change...

spare change would build towards goals while i walk cold dark alleys stung-out looking to spend every dime, nickel and penny on your "Love"

"I Mean"

i am a pimp playa

i mean... i am not anymore

i mean i am a night stalker, talkin slick with heavy chap stick covered lips, licking ur soul and holding ur emotions captivated with visionary energy, and an access granted by God...

mama i mean u no harm...

i mean... i wanna meet ur leader, the head of ur household, the 1 that showed u how to be the Queen, who's gained my undivided devotion & undivided appreciation...

i mean... my attention served like subpoenas, appearance presented b4 his magistrate, while i pray for a long-term sentence of spending my life trapped in ur world...

i mean... u r the definition of everything i have searched high and low for, became a man for, adore all things that u are... unique

i mean... or should i say...

today feels like the rebirth of Church, a new and exciting Preacher whispering words of encouragement tickling my my earlobe... rejuvenating my soul and awakening my mind to to the next level of consciousness

i mean understand my levels of expression, 1st lesson, i am not running game, I Am Game!!!

i mean i am what Magic Johnson and Larry bird is to basketball and not at all do i plan on walking away...

i am just rising to the next level with U

i mean... or let me say... everything i tell you is Truth and U are everything I ever wanted and will ever need...

I Mean in Us I do Believe!!!

Perfect Pair

forgive me when i stare

but

sometimes I can't help myself

initial witness

hypnotic gaze

dazed by your magnificence & marvelous flesh

I mean the brilliance of your breast

beautiful substainers of life

Christ-like

Pisces 2 fish, the perfect pair

natural thirst cure from the earth

pacifier for a prince's pleasure

we submit prone to simply suckle @ your gifts

Gorgeous!!!

forgive me when i stare

mind slips and imagines bare skin

abused & bruised in purple blossoms resembles flowers from a corsage carelessly pinned in a savage haste

male chauvinist dates force estrogen taste desire full circle fulfillment

forgive me when i stare in adoration

but I do promise patience

and a vow to

never mis-use you

You Are An Idiot!!!

Apparently it is possible to work 40+ hours a week and still live below the poverty line. It also appears to be a great idea to tell your children that they are the best in the world, then medicate the hell out of them instead of actually working with them as their parent. Being a street whore and/or pimp is greater than being an A+ student. Finally what has to be the most ridiculous, is that more Americans receive their social/political information, opinions and understandings from hot topic debate, news shows.


Everyday I tune into CNN, Fox News (the worse) & a host of others to see shows where a group of talking head, individuals that get along very well, will yell, scream & argue with one another like it is a death match of enemies. The truly unfortunate part is that most highly opinionated people I speak with on the regular basis are not receiving their information directly from these shows but rather from another person who has spoken with another person. I thought opinions were like assholes and that everyone has one. I am now realizing that many people share the same ignorant regurgitated idealism because one person conceived the thought and impregnated every other idiots mind with it.


Now we all share thoughts in one way or another. You have sciences such as mathematics, physics and anatomy which are universal throughout the world. You have religion and psychology which a million books have been written about both and seem to be two of the most popular degree bases for institutions of higher learning. Opinions are personal but unfortunately everyone is sharing the same brain when it comes to forming their opinions.



I have an example I would like to share. There was a time when white Americans believed that Native and Black Americans were genetically inferior. We were labeled as savages and cannibals. It was not just a thought but absurd opinions that were spread as fact. Native Americans and Blacks suffered through great injustice because of what a certain few thought. Today we now have a better understanding. People have grown and now understand that ethnic make up does not determine your mental or physical capability. Unfortunately, we have found new reasons to all share the same opinions.


Figure out your own path people. Learn from others but understand that Politics and Religion are multi Hundred-Trillion dollar industries. Every minute of everyday there is a Genius Con Man attempting to Hi-jack your opinion, Conservative and Liberal alike.