"She Said I am Dramatical"

she asked me why i am so dramatical...

i said i am dramatical because....

i believe in honor & respect...

in loyality & trust...

marriage vows and honesty over truth...

i believe i have the most fun partying when i am intoxicated and that a good wife will be like my probation officer keeping me out of trouble by giving me a curfew...

i believe in writing my poetry like my mind, heart, and soul are singing...

and to always apologize but never follow an apology with the word "but"...

i believe that there is 1 God and language confuses His name...

i believe in never buying cheap toilet paper or asking a woman her age...

and i believe that you should always wash your hands before you touch yourself to use the restroom...

i believe that America eats it's young and that hip-hop is the pinnicle of modern day American literture...

i believe that what good is a sea of words if no one is making waves...

which leads me to believe this is why drama is my middle name...

~UNCLE SALAAM~